The Ram Hoodie

The horns weigh more than all the other bones in its body combined.
Thirty pounds. Carried up mountains every day, through every season, for its entire life. Not decorative. Not optional. Just the weight it was built to carry, man.

When two rams settle something, they walk away from each other first. Then turn. Then charge at 20 miles an hour and crash forehead to forehead. You can hear it a mile away. The skull has a double layer of bone — evolved specifically for this moment, built around the certainty that the collision is coming and the only question is who's still standing after.

This hoodie is for the ones who carry the weight and don't mention it. Who walk away, turn around, and come back harder. Who were built for the collision, man.

100% cotton face, soft brushed fleece inside. Three-panel hood with flat drawstrings. Front pouch pocket.
Runs one size small. Order up. The ram carried it up the mountain anyway, man.

Built for the weight. Built for the collision. Still standing.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

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